Webtoy's transcription scheme

408:

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One-line version:

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340:

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 * 1) 5+Kq%;2UcXGV.zL|
 * c.3zBK(Op^.fMqG2
 * FkdW<7tB_YOB*-Cc

One-line version:

HER>pl^VPk|1LTG2dNp+B(#O%DWY.<*Kf)By:cM+UZGWL#zHJSpp7^l8*V3pO++RK2_9M+ztjd|5FP+&4k/p8R^FlO-*dCkF>2D(#5+Kq%;2UcXGV.zL|(G2Jfj#O+_NYz+@L9dVUZ5-+|c.3zBK(Op^.fMqG2RcT+L16C<+FlWB|)L++)WCzWcPOSHT/p|FkdW<7tB_YOB*-Cc>MDHNpkSzZO8A|K;+